{"id":654,"date":"2016-12-08T02:59:50","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T02:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/words.deviating.net\/?p=654"},"modified":"2017-02-22T22:41:27","modified_gmt":"2017-02-22T22:41:27","slug":"why-i-love-fogo-de-chao-and-why-pretenders-to-the-throne-dont-always-measure-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/words.deviating.net\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Why I love Fogo de Ch\u00e3o, and why pretenders to the throne don&#8217;t always measure up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I was invited some time ago to dine at &#8220;churrascaria&#8221; by an associate. \u00a0I put the term in quotes because it is often mis-applied, or at the very least misunderstood. \u00a0So let me begin with a clarification for those who have heard two related, but distinct, restaurant terms muddled in the past&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><strong>Churrascaria<\/strong> &#8211; a &#8220;churrasqueira&#8221; is a style of BBQ grill used in the preparation of food (typically meats and other proteins) in South America&#8230; particularly in southern Brazil, which has a vibrant and venerable ranching culture. \u00a0A\u00a0churrascaria is an eatery that caters to serving this style of meat. \u00a0In high-tone establishments of this nature, such as Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o, the service is often performed by wait staff who dress in an homage to the &#8220;gaucho&#8221; rancher folk of southern Brasil. \u00a0That service, in an of itself however, is not requiste for an eatery to be a\u00a0churrascaria. \u00a0See below&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><strong>Rod\u00edzio<\/strong> &#8211; when &#8220;gaucho&#8221; waiters proceed about an establishment offering meat (typically presented and served by means of swords) this is &#8220;rod\u00edzio&#8221; style dining. \u00a0Typically offered in an all-you-can eat fashion (many rod\u00edzio establishments utilize small cards with red and green opposing sides so that diners can indicate if they are ready for an additional helping) this is often what most consumers are thinking about when someone suggests dining at a &#8220;churrascaria.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">So, in a nutshell&#8230;\u00a0churrascaria is a style of food <em>preparation<\/em>, rod\u00edzio is a style of food <em>service<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">And, of course, some establishments (particularly outside of South America) are often both. \u00a0In the United States in particular, it&#8217;s sometimes difficult to find a &#8220;Brazilian grill&#8221; (a.k.a.\u00a0churrascaria) that is\u00a0<em>not<\/em> a sit-down affair serviced by gauchos. \u00a0It is possible, however. \u00a0For a more economical evening, many patrons like to enjoy\u00a0churrascaria food prepared and offered up cafeteria-style. \u00a0The\u00a0Picanha Brazilian Grill in Philadelphia is such an establishment&#8230; where patrons order and are served at a walk-up counter and they pay by the pound. \u00a0(A philly.com article by a food reviewer still managed to confuse the terms there, with the author referencing the smell of &#8220;rod\u00edzio&#8221; meat being prepared on skewers. \u00a0If said meat were not merely\u00a0<em>cooked on\u00a0<\/em>but were also\u00a0<em>served<\/em>\u00a0<em>on<\/em> those same skewers, table-side, then that would be a\u00a0rod\u00edzio. \u00a0But that&#8217;s not the case at the\u00a0Picanha Grill in the northeast region of the City of Brotherly Love.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o is both. \u00a0They <em>cook\u00a0<\/em>Brazilian\u00a0BBQ-grilled meats over a traditional field setup as would have been common in the pastures down south (&#8220;fogo de ch\u00e3o&#8221; literally means &#8220;fire on the floor&#8221;) &#8230; making them a\u00a0churrascaria. \u00a0And then they <em>serve<\/em> this food by means of gaucho-style waiters who zip about offering said meat via the very same swords &#8230; making them also a\u00a0rod\u00edzio establishment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fogo is not the only place out there that serves\u00a0churrascaria meat in\u00a0rod\u00edzio style. \u00a0But, I submit, they happen to be the best. \u00a0Thus we return to the above anecdote&#8230; wherein I was invited to a &#8220;churrascaria&#8221; by an associate. \u00a0I presumed (since we were in a big city) that it might have been\u00a0Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o, but I didn&#8217;t get my hopes 100% up. \u00a0I was right to be cautious. \u00a0We were slated to dine at Chima.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chima is a fine enough place, but it is also an exemplar of the very typical problem in the restaurant world wherein establishments attempting to compete with\u00a0Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o miss the mark, often badly. \u00a0Pretenders to the crown, as it were, make the incorrect assumption that all Fogo patrons are seeking is south american\u00a0meat\u00a0served on swords. \u00a0After all, isn&#8217;t that what I was going on and on about above? \u00a0Well, yes and no.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o is a\u00a0churrascaria. \u00a0Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o\u00a0brings the\u00a0food around\u00a0rod\u00edzio-style. \u00a0But, and here&#8217;s the real kicker,\u00a0<em>Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o is also a high-tone establishment with super stellar service<\/em>. \u00a0You literally get a 4 or higher Zagat-rated experience across the board. \u00a0It is fine dining, not just a gimmick.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Allow me to relate some notes about our experience at Chima&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>We were not handed enough menus when they first sat us. \u00a0Not like many folk are ordering odd one-off items at a\u00a0rod\u00edzio, but come on&#8230; you know how many of us are present when you prepare to walk us to the table.<\/li>\n<li>The servers were\u00a0<em>constantly\u00a0<\/em>interrupting us. \u00a0They would approach, see us in conversation, and\u00a0immediately ask a question or prompt us for something. \u00a0If you&#8217;re a waiter at a fine-dining establishment, let me clue you in: \u00a0If you approach a table and no patrons look up at you, wait silently for a few seconds for them to stop talking. \u00a0Even if the conversation doesn&#8217;t cease, often the person nearest to you will lean aside to see what you need. \u00a0If\u00a0<em>no one<\/em> acknowledges you after 5 to 10 seconds&#8230; walk away silently and return in a minute or two. \u00a0It&#8217;s not hard.<\/li>\n<li>Almost every dish or side or salad choice was presented with an overly-complicated discussion that no one could possibly follow. \u00a0If an establishment can&#8217;t convey what a dish or option is in one or two sentences, it doesn&#8217;t belong on a menu.<\/li>\n<li>We actually didn&#8217;t opt for all-you-can eat service. \u00a0It was lunch so we each ordered a basic dish. \u00a0Our protiens were, we found out later, still going to be served on swords. \u00a0A nice touch, but&#8230; after we had finished our salads, a pseduo-gaucho waiter brought one person&#8217;s entree meat (on a sword) and discovered there was nowhere to plate it. \u00a0No clean dish was on the table. \u00a0The waiter stood there frozen for a while (I can only\u00a0<em>hope<\/em> he didn&#8217;t expect one of us to go back to the salad bar to get a clean plate) until something like a minute later he wandered off and found someone who could bring a plate.<\/li>\n<li>The table and chairs were wobbly. \u00a0If you think a restaurant manager at a high-tone place doesn&#8217;t know <em>exactly<\/em> how comfortable the\u00a0seating is, you&#8217;re mad. \u00a0No care was taken here.<\/li>\n<li>There was a large &#8220;screen&#8221; in the middle of the restaurant, projecting various video clips. \u00a0I am aghast that anyone felt that a bit of decor suited to a sports bar belonged in a sit-down white-tablecloth eatery.<\/li>\n<li>Waiters were constantly plating and clearing dishes from the wrong side of patrons. \u00a0No rhyme or reason.<\/li>\n<li>One server tried to clear my friend&#8217;s\u00a0espresso mug when he had left the table. \u00a0The server looked\u00a0at me quizzically when I stopped him, asking, &#8220;oh, are you not done with that?&#8221; \u00a0I think he didn&#8217;t even understand the coffee wasn&#8217;t mine.<\/li>\n<li>Ordering additional coffee was an ordeal, with repeated requests necessary to convey that someone who\u00a0<em>already had enjoyed a coffee<\/em> would somehow\u00a0<em>still want an additional coffee.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>In the end, because of various expense accounts across the whole assembled group, we asked to split the bill. \u00a0Now, some\u00a0<em>very\u00a0<\/em>high-tone places do not like this&#8230; but here at Chima it was an ordeal just to explain to the waitstaff what we wanted to do.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"moz-text-html\" lang=\"x-unicode\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"moz-text-html\" lang=\"x-unicode\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">In the end, everyone&#8217;s food was decent. \u00a0We enjoyed one another&#8217;s company. \u00a0But it surely solidified in my mind that\u00a0Fogo de\u00a0Ch\u00e3o is in a league of their own when it comes to\u00a0<strong>high-tone<\/strong>\u00a0churrascaria food served\u00a0in\u00a0rod\u00edzio style.<\/div>\n<div class=\"moz-text-html\" lang=\"x-unicode\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"moz-text-html\" lang=\"x-unicode\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eat well, my friends. \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was invited some time ago to dine at &#8220;churrascaria&#8221; 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